As NFL followers gear up for Sunday’s hotly anticipated spherical 2 matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and the Philadelphia Eagles, Cowboys’ QB Dak Prescott has teamed up with Most Effort and the Colorectal Most cancers Alliance’s “Lead From Behind” initiative to dole out some pregame “Sh*t Speak” meant to inspire lifesaving measures.
Within the 84-second-long video, titled Speaking Sh*t with Dak Prescott, the 30-year-old athlete—who is taken into account in danger for colon most cancers after shedding his mom to the illness—begins with a honest, empathetic message to followers who’ve had some selection phrases about him previously.
“As knowledgeable quarterback, I get quite a lot of sh*t,” he says earnestly into the digital camera, towards a montage of fan grievances, considered one of whom angrily shouts, “You’ve extra turnovers than a bake sale!”
The affable athlete continued, “And I get it … whenever you’re not a fan of one thing … sh*tting on it might make you are feeling good. However what if I advised you that now … it might do some good too?”
Prescott then goes on to encourage these 45 years or older to speak to their docs about getting screened after which demonstrates the utilization of Cologuard, an at-home screening equipment—incentivizing the viewers to put stickers of issues “they wish to sh*t on” to make the method simpler and extra pleasurable.
To the hilarious delight of Dallas followers and the chagrin, horror and potential ire of Miami, San Francisco, Cleveland and Philadelphia followers, Prescott’s selection of stickers units the tone for some brutal burns.
“Not a fan of marine life?” he says as a dolphin sticker flashes throughout the display. “Slap it on!”
He then provides, “It really works on something … from colours … to giant American predatory birds,” reserving his closing swipes for the Browns and Eagles, the 2023 NFC championship crew (and the opposite half of this 12 months’s Tremendous Bowl, aka “Kelce Bowl”), earlier than concluding his tutorial.
“It’s that straightforward to get screening for colon most cancers, and make your emotions abundantly clear,” he deadpans.
Reynolds then chimes in with a reliably comedic voice-over praising Prescott for doing the PSA regardless of not being the goal age or the “common threat” demo for the screening equipment.
“…He’s so dedicated to stopping individuals from getting colon most cancers that he agreed to star on this video that we wrote for him with none concern for his security,” Reynolds says as stickers referencing the Buffalo Payments and Detroit Lions are revealed because the equipment revolves, earlier than stopping on a closing picture of Reynolds because the smiling, disfigured Deadpool.